Bay to Breakers

The whole family went to watch the race today. We ended up almost drowning in urine instead. Everywhere you looked inebriated people were pissing. Lined up by the wall of the gas station, about 5 guys nonchalantly voiding their bladders on the wall, in full view of the multitudes. Who were mostly too busy looking for an unoccupied square foot to urinate on to notice. The DMV parking lot actually had the beginnings of a complicated tributary system of piss going. We decided to head home, so we turned around and took a side street back. A group of revelers walking the other way mistook a chain link fence for an open-air coed bathroom. I was skeptical that the girls in the group would be able to pee through the fence, but they did. Nice job! The whole affair brought to mind Urinetown (the musical).